i’ve negelected this blog.
i’ve been busy at work. more days, more money but always tired and 15 minutes late to everything else.
i’ve also come to some revelations about my personal relationships and i’ve made long term goals for my future..and some short turn ones. plans that make sense and plans that for once in my [...]
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theodore roosevelt made famous the big stick ideology of american foreign policy with the term “speak softly and carry a big stick.” on sunday, i coined the new female bartender term, “giggle softly and demand a big tip.”
women are great tippers if you make them feel great. compliment their hair, their outfit, buy them a [...]
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people always say work hard, play hard. but HOW? everytime i work hard, all i want to do is go home and sleep or watch tv and be still….completely still.
god i wish i had the energy of a 20 year old again.
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me: how’s the new girl?
co-worker: not that cute.
me: good. maybe she’ll work harder.
co-worker: *silently stars at me*
me: i just have a big brain. that’s why i work hard.
co-worker: you know what they say about girls with big brains?
me: what?
co-worker: they can’t ride motorcycles.
me: …..
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