love the wang

people always say work hard, play hard. but HOW? everytime i work hard, all i want to do is go home and sleep or watch tv and be still….completely still.
god i wish i had the energy of a 20 year old again.

Read the rest of work hard, play….dead.

me: how’s the new girl?
co-worker: not that cute.
me: good. maybe she’ll work harder.
co-worker: *silently stars at me*
me: i just have a big brain. that’s why i work hard.

Read the rest of girls with big brains.