love the wang

…if you don’t give it some love, it won’t grow.

work hard, play….dead.

people always say work hard, play hard. but HOW? everytime i work hard, all i want to do is go home and sleep or watch tv and be still….completely still.
god i wish i had the energy of a 20 year old again.

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girls with big brains.

me: how’s the new girl?
co-worker: not that cute.
me: good. maybe she’ll work harder.
co-worker: *silently stars at me*
me: i just have a big brain. that’s why i work hard.

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