love the wang

i’m old. i know this because i’ve been going to weddings, engagement parties, bachelorette parties, bridal showers, baby showers, toddler’s birthdays…etc. (apparently, i’m also broke.) i have a specific catagory in my mail sort reserved for invitations and i’m adding “professional party attendee” to my list of hobbies on facebook.
this weekend, i went to the [...]

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yesterday while i was busy shoving myself into a pair of high-waisted Marc Jacobs jeans that i SWORE fit me two months ago, i started to lament on how it was that i had managed to gain so much weight in eight simple weeks.
that’s when it happened. a knock on the door. i heard it [...]

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