love the wang

…if you don’t give it some love, it won’t grow.

you’re too old for mtv, maybe you should try vh1

my friend ashton turned 24 yesterday. and for his grand celebration, ash ordered a party bus complete with a 4000 watt sound system, three stripper poles and karaoke! the bus took us to the hustler club and canyon inn where the birthday boy got thee lap dances and about 140,000 shots.
first off, let me say [...]

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5 girls, 6.2 miles, and one bloody knee.

we did it. mud run 2008. i feared for it. i dreaded it. and while we were driving there, i felt that everyone had bigger calf muscles than me. but we made it through without dying. and even though three days later i’m still having trouble regaining control over my theigh muscles (trying going down [...]

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women.

so i’ve been harassed these past months about my lack of activity on this site, so here we go: today’s topic- women. inspired by a few things
1. my urge to kill myself when having to choose which sale to shop in- neimans, barney or net-a-porte. they’re all having a sale, they’re all showcasing christian louboutins [...]

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