love the wang

no really. i dislike her. i’ve never seen a movie of hers i enjoyed. i think she’s got like ONE facial expression and every time the american express commercial comes on about her and her mom, i wanna throw the tv out the window. so here’s a list:

1. she ruined coldplay. how good was coldplay’s first album? do you remember when you first heard yellow in the radio? it was simple, beautiful and chris martin’s voice sounded so sincere. now, on whatever god-awful viva la vida loca album they came out with, all i hear is synthesizers.

2. the woman’s never made a good movie. sorry. this is my blog and my opinion counts. no, shakespeare in love was NOT good. it was boring. and not even a finnes brother in tights could save it. (and never ever let ben affleck do a period film again.) running with scissors? contrived. shallow hal? stupid.

3.  she has ONE facial expression. ONE. i can’t tell if she drank cat piss or her son learned to walk. her face is like a drone on botox. ONE. STALE. EXPRESSION.

4. she claimed that she never wanted to use her mother’s success to her advantage. (see AmEx commercial that makes you want to destroy tv,) and yet every interview since Emma talks about Blyth Danner.

5. she named her kid Apple. like she thinks her child is going to be exempt from getting her ass booted from the playground because she has famous parents. right, kingston’s pulling her pigtails and giving her a swirly as we speak.

yeah. that’s it. i just don’t like her. and you’re bored anyways since you’re reading this. so i hope i’ve provided you with a good 5 minutes worth of entertainment from the deep dark depths of my thought process.